Any updates on the FBI investigation into Barry O'bama's long form B.C.?

Yeah, months before his election the Federal Bureau of Investigation background checked the President and his family back several generations (they found out that he is distantly related to Sarah Palin, not kidding, all politicians are distantly related in the U.S.). When they confirmed that he was eligible to serve as president (they already had his birth certificate on file since he is a citizen), they began investigating crazy far-right conspiracy theorists to determine if any of them are a threat to the safety of the commander-in-chief. They released a report earlier this year and determined that the potential for domestic terrorism by ultra-rightwing extremists is high and is being looked into by the Department of Homeland Security. The claims that the President somehow inserted his own birth announcement in a newspaper in the past and that his entire life was somehow retroactively inserted into our time line back up the FBI and DHS claims that the individuals involved in the conspiracy theory are deeply disturbed.